We stopped for dinner the other night at the local Chick-fil-A. As we were eating we noticed the sign for their “cow appreciation day”. As we were discussing this, one of the employees come over and joined our conversation.
Chick-fil-A Employee: If you come all dressed up as a cow, you get your entire meal free! If you just come wearing cow ears or something like that, you get a free sandwich!!
The Boy: What if you BRING a cow?!?!
Chick-fil-A Employee: (slightly stunned by this question) Umm… I guess I’d have to ask my boss about that!
That’s my boy!!! Confusing adults for over 10 years!!