The Husband took the kids out Christmas shopping last night. This is part of the conversation we had over breakfast this morning…
The Boy: We saw this stuff. Doesn’t Aunt K**** like that one thing?
The Girl: Doctor Who?
TB: Yeah Doctor Who! They had that thing. The TARDIS and when you pushed the button it talked.
Me: Wow. That’s neat.
TB: And they had that other thing. A … umm … a dildo?
Me: (horrified stare)
The Husband: (equally horrified stare)
TB: (noticing the looks on our faces) or maybe it was a droid or something.
Me: (looking at The Husband) I’ve got to quit letting him hang out with you!
The Boy: (still trying to get us to understand what he’s talking about) You know, that think that says, “eliminate!” Or something like that. They had that.
I just love having breakfast as a family.